GOD
He/Him
41
December 25th
Spikemunth
Northeast
Monster
Rocket Beast
I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.
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Shred
Marking One's Territory
POSTED ON Mar 14, 2024 3:17:20 GMT
Ha ha, very funny. But the joke's on her, because your pingus and your dingus are currently ash, scattered far and wide upon the winds of Hoenn, and that? That means you can last forever with women. Or, more realistically, you can last a few months until you can get the surgery done to replace it, plus a few weeks for it to properly heal, plus a few days for you to actually pull, plus a few minutes besides.
But hey, that's neither here nor there, is it?
Witty quipicisms aside, she does at least stop, which gives you time to catch both up and your breath. At the same time, she asks you why you joined Team Rocket in the first place. That break from her usual neo-futuristic egotism is enough to make you raise an eyebrow. Xenon, caring about your thoughts and feelings? Yeah, no, she definitely has an ulterior motive here, doesn't she? Something's fishy about this, even if you can't put a finger on what, exactly, that is. You make a mental note not to give her the name of your first Pokemon (Toxel), the school you attended (Spikemuth Primary), or your mother's maiden name (Regina).
But she was nice enough to wait for you, and besides, it'd be incredibly awkward if you didn't answer. Plus, you're played along with all the other crazy shit she's done, haven't you? So, fuck it. Might as well oblige her. Not like having your credit card details stolen is the worst thing that's ever happened to you.
"My deal? That's easy: I hate the League, but I still need money to live. Rocket's the only gang in town that can stand up to the League and pay me worth a damn at the same time."
...That's the short version of it, anyway.
Xenon Antheil 06I1ZieN
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